These are the best funny Guardians of the Galaxy quotes. [Harley hands Stark a newspaper with the headline of the destruction of Starks mansion]Tony Stark:Valid point., Tony Stark:You walked right into this one: Ive dated hotter chicks than you.Brandt:[scoffs]Is that all youve got? Well, it probably would have hurt, right? Scotty?Hope van Dyne:Hes programmed to replicate your daily routine. Its about time., Grandmaster:Heres what I wanna know. "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" - Winston Churchill "Wherever you go, go with all your heart." - Confucius "Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela "Never bend your head. Where have you been? Most of Endgame was quite dark and sad, obviously, but no Marvel film would be complete without the signature moments of heroes using humor to get through hard times. "You are graduating from. Its cute.Natasha Romanoff:Its also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. "Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught." - Oscar Wilde 2. You love it.Loki:I hate it.Thor:Its great. 12 "My people skills are rusty." Sam and Dean often seem to forget that their buddy, Cas, was once an angel of the Lord. Two hours in the bathroom, whatever thats about.Scott Lang:Thats totally inaccurate. Judy Garland. [as the guard approach them, Thor throws Loki at them, knocking them down]Thor:A classic.Loki:[gets up]I still hate it. [Groot grunts]Drax the Destroyer:And this green whore is alsoGamora:Oh, you must stop!, Peter Quill:[about Gamora]She betrayed Ronan, hes coming for her. Hammer!Darcy:Yeah, we can tell youre hammered., [Thor brings a drunken Selvig home] Jane Foster:What happened?Thor:Hes fine! Probably us.Wanda Maximoff:You guys know I can move things with my mind, right?, Black Widow:Thank you.Sam Wilson:[holds up Redwing]Dont thank me.Black Widow:Im not thanking that.Sam Wilson:Aw, come on. [Ant-Man laughs and grabs War Machine]War Machine:Okay, tiny dude is big now. Just Fury.Carol Danvers:What does your mother call you then?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:What do your friends call you?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:Kids?Nick Fury:If I ever have them? I AM THE MANDARIN! Stephen Strange:I-I-I was just doing exactly what it said in the book!Wong:And what did the book say about the dangers of performing that ritual?Dr. Oprah. This is the last day of the first day of school. Oh, thats right, yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel! I'm a Captain! [May throws a banana at Peter and hits him in the face]You can dodge bullets but not bananas? This is a day." -Andy Samberg. Was it funny? Im, like, Boom. Stephen Strange:Yeah. Oh my goodness. "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success." Chester Phillips:Cow., Howard Stark:The moment you think you know whats going on in a womans head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked.. Stupid place. Everyone else, that story kills.Thor:Thats the whole story?James Rhodes:Yeah, its a War Machine story.Thor:Oh, its very good, then. [kicks the weapons at Hulk]Hulk:Dont kick stuff! His antics trying to master the suit that can make him tiny (or big) were very comical at times. [lifts his hand up]Show meHope Van Dyne:[punches Scott in the face, knocking him down]Thats how you punch., Hope Van Dyne:[to Scott]Alright, princess. Do you understand?, Ebony Maw:Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.Tony Stark:Yeah, but the kids seen more movies. Lets get a cab., Emil Blonsky: Ive run into bad situations on crap missions before. 3. Christine Palmer:Oh. Thor:The ground! I can help! Is it still the greatest movie in history?, Peter Parker:[catches Mantis]I got you! Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game, whats boring is me, tripping over your vines every day. Originally from Tasmania, Australia, Kristy was living in London when she unexpectedly met a Dutch bloke and ended up moving to the Netherlands to be with him. Im Peter, by the way.Dr. And so are you. 10. "Love can be defined with one word. What do you need me to do?Hank Pym:I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.Scott Lang:makes sense., Scott Lang:Well, technically, I didnt rob them. No, no! But, yes!Peter Quill:What! The events of the second Ant-Man film coincided with what was happening in Infinity War, on a parallel storyline. These are the best funny quotes from Captain America. - John F. Kennedy. "One man can accomplish anything once he realizes he can be a part of something bigger". Here are the funniest quotes from the movie Thor. Luckily for us, he continued to be hilarious. [Ant-Man becomes giant]Spider-ManHoly shit! When Jane discovered the aether she was finally reunited with Thor, and even got to visit Asgard. I mean They did teach me to tap into powers that I never even knew existed.Dr. It works every time.Loki:Its humiliating.Thor:Do you have a better plan?Loki:No.Thor:Were doing it.Loki:We are not doing Get Help. Angels don't do things like deal with humans, but instead, help run the heavens and keep the Earth from imploding from apocalyptic events. In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. Are you looking for this?[Tony and Thor dont laugh]James Rhodes:Boom. The entire place is an elective. Stan Lee. These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Age of Ultron. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again. Happy International Women's Day to the best woman in the world! Why would I be a Garden of the Galaxy?, Ego:I created what I imagined biological life to be like down to the most minute detail.Drax:Did you make a penis?Peter Quill:Dude!Gamora:What is wrong with you?Drax:If hes a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? I love him! You know what? Everything seems to work out, Thor:If you knew where he was, why didnt you call me?Dr. "Do, or do not. Youre one sandwich away from fat.Peter Quill:Yeah, right.Drax:Its true. Youre going to fix this!Spider-Man:Two hours! Volstagg:If you even think about betraying himLoki:Youll kill me? Dr. Pay with cash. These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man and the Wasp. [Thor gives him Mjolnir] You have the little one., Valkyrie:What will you do?Thor:Im not sure. Its not a disguise, Hank. You couldnt make a suit with a flannel lining?, Scott Lang:We need a fake security guard on the inside, somebody else to hack into the power supply, and a getaway guy.Hank Pym:No, no, no, not those three wombats!, Scott Lang:I was in prison for three years, I know how to punch.Hope Van Dyne:Show me. No. 14. It was always me, Tony, right from the start! Back-to-back Iron Man fun! 50 Best Graduation Quotes to Inspire the Class of 2023. Goose. Cool name for a cool cat., [At-Lass scans Goose]Kree Computer:Species: Flerken. The 50+ Best WandaVision Quotes & Lines: Funny, Eerie & Iconic. You wanna get stuck reliving the same moment over and over forever or never having existed at all?Dr. Seriously? But it doesn't always roll that way. "Worrying means you suffer twice.". [in English]After your questioning, we will take him back to Wakanda with us.Everett K. Ross:What? It separates who you are from who you can be. Top 20 Iconic Avengers Quotes Funny & Witty 1. Okay? The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." -Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Seeing Thor transform into a depressed overweight version of himself was a tough sight to see. [Crowd howls with laughter. After tiny end-credit glimpses for YEARS, in Infinity War the big bad Thanos finally makes a showing for real, with devastating consequences. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.Gamora:Who put the sticks up their butts?, Drax:I can barely see. "You had me at hello.". Ideally they would be quotes that could be related to graduating In some way (relating to victory, an ending, the future, something inspiring) So far my ideas are : Higher, Further, Faster -Captain Marvel. What about Thor?Nick Fury:Off-world.Peter Parker:Doctor StrangeMaria Hill:Unavailable.Peter Parker:Captain Marvel.Nick Fury:Dont you invoke her name!Peter Parker:Im just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.Nick Fury:Bitch, please! And I didnt even qualify.Pepper Potts:I didnt know that either.Tony Stark:Apparently Im volatile, self-obsessed, and dont play well with others.Pepper Potts:That I did know., Steve Rogers:Whats the matter, scared of a little lightning?Loki:Im not overly fond of what follows [Thor appears], Thor:You listen well, brother. Always be the first-rate version of yourself, instead of the second-rate version of somebody else. Maybe they'll inspire you but they'll definitely make you laugh. Just pick a color. [Tony reaches across Peter with his arm. Id say we were even. Live the life you've imagined.". These are the funniest quotes from Thor: Ragnarok. Hidden.Nick Fury:You sure thats what Marvel would want?Carol Danvers:Mar-Vell.Nick Fury:Thats what I said.Carol Danvers:Its two words. Get help! Stephen Strange:Well, its everything youve ever wanted. Why would Ego want such a hideous one?Mantis:I am hideous?Drax:You are horrifying to look at. The hum-drum-vee is back there., Tony Stark:Whats on the docket?Natalie Rushman/Natasha Romanoff:You have a 9:30 dinner. [the Marauders all surrender]Fandral:Perhaps next time you should start with the big one!, Dr. "I've got this uncontrollable need to please people.". I have 12% of a plan - Star Lord. 12. Were family. Robbery involves threat. Because its really not your style, Rogers.Steve Rogers:Youre right. Here are the funniest lines from Doctor Strange. You know, like the Marvelettes? Five hours in front of the TV. Where is WandaVision Filmed? "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.". Quotes tagged as "marvel" Showing 1-30 of 145. 2. But theyre actually an American invention. Bruce Banner:[in poor Portuguese]Dont make me hungry. Dr. Seuss Life, Smile, Graduation 1886 Copy quote If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. [Peter walks into the room]Whats up, dickwad? To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted.". Well, ImOdin:I know very well who you are, Jane Foster.Jane Foster:[to Thor]You told your dad about me?, Volstagg:Escorting these scoundrels is beneath us.Fandral:Nonsense, my rotund friend. Your father. After the bittersweet ending of Endgame, we witness Peter Parker struggling to make sense of a world without his mentor. [TChalla knocks the suit across the room]Shuri:Not that hard, genius!TChalla:You told me to strike it. Funny graduation quotes RD.com, Getty Images 1. 8. Louisa May Alcott. Youre not my friend.Thor:No, no, no. Peter wraps his arms around him]Thats not a hug, Im just grabbing the door for you., Peter Parker:Wow, theyre in the middle of a heist! Stephen Strange:Books on Astral Projection.Wong:Youre not ready for that.Dr. Can I go show my friends?, Scott Lang:Maggie, I tell you this as a friend, and as the first love of my life, your fianc is an ass-hat.Maggie Lang:Hes not an ass-hat.Paxton:Hey, watch your language. Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? But you ought to be!, Thor:This mortal form has grown weak. Thor:[referring to Lokis Horned Headpiece]You dont really want to start this again, do you, Cow?, Thor:You! Be on time. "I have nothing to prove to you." (Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel ) What looked to be a climactic one-on-one showdown between Carol Danvers and Yon-Rogg in Captain Marvel was resolved in quite a different way than we're used to seeing in the MCU. Celebrate your inner nerd with these quotes. Steve Rogers ( Chris Evans) "I can do this all day." Steve Rogers "I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance." Steve Rogers to Peggy Carter ( Hayley Atwell) "I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.". what connection type is known as "always on"? Al Bernstein 4.) Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did." Tony Stark 7. It just slipped out., Iron Man:And for goshs sake, watch your language!Captain America:[resigned]Thats not going away anytime soon., Clint Barton:You bet your ass!Maria Hill:Steve, he said a bad language word!Steve Rogers:[to Tony]Did you tell everyone about that?, Maria Hill:[about the Maximoffs]Hes got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Youre a dude. Love you, Mama! Stephen Strange:Its not a cult.Dr. "I told you; I don't want to join your super-secret boy band.". Right?Pepper Potts:Right. Peter Quill: You're eating a Zarg-nut. Funny Graduation Quotes 1. Youve heard of her, shes a huge star, right? Seriously? Marvel 6. 7. [points to a mythology book page with a drawing of Mjlnir], Agent Cale:[staring at The Destroyer]Is that one of Starks?Agent Coulson:I dont know. 6. Youre not gonna like it. It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon.Nick Fury:I dont know about that, but it is powered by the cube. Albert Einstein. Table for one, Mr Stank, please, by the bathroom., Iron Man:Focus up. What do I do?Shuri:Shoot them down, genius!. Groot examines it, confused, then places it on his head]Yondu:What? Thor:No, I didnt ride the hammer. Its truly brillian[Thor hurls Loki out of the ship, and jumps out with Jane in his arms into a skiff piloted by Fandral]Fandral:[laughing]I see your time in the dungeon has made you no less graceful, Loki!Loki:You lied to me! Drax: But my movement. 100 Best Marvel Movie Quotes Inspirational Marvel Quotes "Part of the journey is the end." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame "Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life." ~ Pepper Potts, Avengers: Endgame "No amount of money ever bought a second of time." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame Be fiercely independent. I dont want to hurt you anymore. Suns getting real low. Scott Lang:You have to take me home. I took it too far. Im not done, Im not [tries to get up; collapses, sighs]Okay, Im done., Natasha Romanoff:Looking over your shoulder should be second nature.Sam Wilson:Anyone ever tell you youre a little paranoid?Natasha Romanoff:Not to my face. Spider-Man follows me? Pay attention. 16. June 7, 2022 . "An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.". Yeah!KAREN:Activating Instant-Kill.Peter Parker:What? Plan your future. [outraged]Jane Foster:Who do you think you are?Odin:I am Odin. Hes on the young side., Captain America:You got heart, kid. Maybe itll come back to me.. He raised me by hand and kept me as his own.Drax:So youre a pet.Mantis:I suppose.Drax:People usually want cute pets. Mar. Stark said you wouldnt get that because its not a Star Wars reference., Peter Parker:MJ, IMJ:am Spider-Man?Peter Parker:No. Look at you. We drank, we fought he made his ancestors proud!Jane Foster:Put him on the bed.Erik Selvig:[to Thor]Oh, I still dont think youre the god of thunder. Hulk stay. Or if you wanna blow up moons.Gamora:No ones blowing up moons.Rocket Raccoon:You just wanna suck the joy out of everything., Gamora:Im a warrior, an assassin. - Henry David Thoreau. In a lab. [Stark stares at Nick Fury, who simply stares at him back] Agreed., [seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]Nick Fury:Sir, Im gonna have to ask you to exit the donut., Justin Hammer:[about Christine Everhart]Shes actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair. Ill go., Rocket Raccoon:Well, if fate does want you to kill that crap-sack, youre gonna need more than one stupid eyeball. Be happy, man.
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